ABSA

This is my latest letter to my bank

In August 2003, I went to my local ABSA branch to register for the new FICA, or whatever it's called to prove I'm not funneling money to Osama Bin Laden. Now nearly 3 years later, I get a phonecall saying that my records has been misplaced, and you're threatening to freeze my accounts because of your incompetance. So, I took all the documentation to ABSA. A week later, and I get another call saying that my records has been lost. AGAIN.

How does something like this happen? Do you bunch run around drunk and naked round bonfires and set these records on fire or what? You would think with the exorbitant banking fees you charge that things like this wouldn't happen.

You're a bunch of incompetent buttmonkeys.