Unbefuckinglievable

So I'm designing a businesscard for a client. The process is slow and painful.

"Move that slightly to the right" *** touches my screen *****
*** press right arrow once ***
" NOOOOOO.... that's too far"
*** press left arrow once ***
"Perfect"

Repeat ad infinitum, ad nuseum.

I send him the bill.

"Why should I pay? I designed the businesscard"

If anyone is looking for him, he's buried in my back yard.

PS.

Stop touching my fucking screen