Standard AAA batteries vs Telkom

Somehow the AAA batteries that Telkom uses in their cordless phones are a different size from normal standard AAA batteries. And yet they say it's standard AAA's.

Then why are they smaller than every other AAA on this planet?

We're now waiting for 3 weeks for the non-standard standard AAA batteries from them. You would think such a big company could afford to have more than one Chinese childlabourer on their payroll to make the bloody things.

I hope whoever decided on that non-standard standard battery size gets circumsized by a troop of rabid circus midgets.

4x4 Drivers

Kindly note, from now on people buying 4x4's will be required by law to donate their brains to a previously disadvantaged person, since they won't be using it any more.