Dear Blackberry,

While I greatly appreciate the fact that you remember birthdays that always escape my mind, reminding me of one at 1:45am is seriously uncool.

FTP

I designed a site for a client. I email them so they can request the FTP details from the ISP.

I get a mail from the techie at the ISP.

"Sorry, you must zip the site, and email it to us. We don't believe in FTP"

**** doesn't believe in breathing ******
*** turns blue and passes out ****

I thought this day would never come

Today I used the Photoshop lens flare for a project. I have no shame. Next up, Comic Sans!

Power Cuts

Dear Eskom,

Fuck off and die

Regards,

The entire South Africa