"Today. Tomorrow, together"

God, I don't hope so. I'm starting to think my money would be safer if I ran naked through a government department with R100 bills stuck to my naked body, and a sign "Free money" around my neck than in the bank.

Because of a mistype, the second user on our business account was locked out. "No problem", the person at the support desk says. The super user (me) can log in and reset the normal user's password by clicking the reset button.

Only thing is...... the button does nothing. Sweet fuckall.

"Oh, we've removed that functionality because it's a security risk"

"So, you removed the functionality, but left the button?"

"Yes"

I stare blankly at the wall, and I feel the twitch returning. The twitch always comes back, right before I have to kill someone. Horribly.

"You will have to log in and delete the second account, and then setup it again"

***** twitch *****

I do that, and setup the second user. It still doesn't work. Only after physically going to the bank it's back in operation.

Today. Tomorrow, together. Forever - 'cause that's how long you'll have to wait to get proper service from the buttmonkeys.