Deadlines

Don't you just love it when a client phones you half an hour after a deadline for a magazine advert, to tell you you have to design one.

Logic

So a client complains that their site is too yellow. Their solution?

They send me a screenshot, that was edited in Paint (but of course), that takes out the background that wasn't yellow, and replace it with a piss yellow colored background.

Why didn't I think of that?

Client

If you put a infinite number of clients in front of a infinite number of typewriters will they eventually produce the content I need?

Standard AAA batteries vs Telkom part 2

It's a about a couple of months down the line, and after going to Telkom last week we were lucky enough to actually get batteries. Unfortunately for the rest of the people who ordered, despite the more than 40 people who was on the waiting list, Telkom in their infinite wisdom decided to order just 3 packs; so 6 batteries in total.

Save me jebus.